Wanted (Timur Bekmambetov)
There’s a spot in Wanted’s convenience store scene where, for one glorious moment, it looks like Angelina Jolie might have a gun that fires guns. She doesn’t, but don’t go thinking that the actual plot is any less ludicrous, the level of sanity on show exhibiting an inverse correlation to Bekmambetov’s directorial vim. Lovingly realised cobblers.